||[Apr. 29th, 2005|10:46 am]
Wow, I’m really depressed. Eagle freaking died. HOW CAN YOU KILL THE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON IN THE NETIRE SHOW???!!!! Did you know that awesomest is an actual word?...just kidding. But really, I loooooooooooove Eagle. He was my first real love kinda…in a messed up way, considering he’s two-dimensional. Whatever. Anyhow, Christian totally screwed up out English project. First or all, I didn’t want him in my group in the first place. He came over and was all, “Can I be in your group?” and I was all, “No ‘cause you suck.” (This isn’t exactly how the conversation went, but I think you get the jist of it.) So he went away.|
But then I didn’t really have anyone else in my group aside from Chelsea Best so we asked the teacher if we could have just two people in our group and he was like, “No, ‘cause I suck almost as much as Christian.” And I was like, “Yeah, you do,” so he freaking put him in a group with us. So after class, Chelsea and I said, “Dude, he screwed up our last project and we don’t want him, so can we get in separate groups or something?” and he says, “No because the groups are all set up and I have no where else to put him.” So I was like “You suck.” And he was like “No you suck,” and it went on mentally like this for about the next 5 minutes.
So innywho, we decided to do a 5 minute movie and a 4 minute speech thing. So we had to do the movie at Christian’s place because Chelsea’s house was cramped and there was no place in hell he was going to know where I lived. But he didn’t give me his freaking address. So that was the first time he sabotaged us. Then the next time we were going to film it, he gave me the address but when I got there at the correct time, he wasn’t freaking there. (Anyone who knows me knows that I have an obsession with Subaru, spelling, and being on timeness.) so I was like “Poo this, I’ve got a freaking busy schedule and you’re not going to mess this up you buttbag.” So I left and immediately went over to the library TAB meeting. (Which was really important by the way.) And then suddenly in the middle of the meeting my mom pops in and she’s like that creepy pepsi kid called and he wants to know why you didn’t come. They need you to film the stupid film.” (Okay, I admit, my mom would never say that, but this is my story.) so I’m totally pissed off and have to go because my mom makes me. So I get there and they took forever making the damn thing, I missed my karate lesson. Which was also important because I needed to learn new kata.
so I go home, sleep, Tuesday’s fine when (bum bum bum) Wednesday comes. The day the FREAKING PROJECT IS DUE, HE TELLS ME HE FREAKING TAPED OVER IT. DUDE…I…WAS…PISSED. I was like, “How on earth did you manage to delete the project the day before it’s due? We only did it two days ago!” and he was like, “Cause I’m a moron and I should crawl into a ditch and die.” And I was like, “That’s pretty self-explanatory.” So we go to the teacher and tell him and he’s like, “What do want me to do about it?” and I say, “Duh, you aho, give us another freaking day.” So he puts us at the end of the line for presentations and we ended up going yesterday.
Let me tell you, when I threaten you, and I mean really threaten you, you don’t forget it. The last guy who messed with me got so freaked he home-schooled after that. (no joke). And guess what?......... HE FORGOT. DUDE, I WAS SO GOING TO ANNIHILATE HIM. But because of my awesome mom, I called her and said, “Someone’s gonna die today and I just wanted you to know I had a good reason for killing him.” So she knew I was really going to do something and got me out of school, gave me the magic healing potion (Coffee) and let me skip keyboarding and P.E. How much does my ma rock?